I know a man, a handsome man, who we'll call Steve.
Steve, you know who you are. Code word: pistachios.
Steve doesn't have a sense of smell.
(His wife is a very lucky lady.)
What does one do if they have a baby and no sense of smell?
How will they know if their baby made a POOT?
Hire Bruce!
He's the Poot Detector!
Here's an example.
While playing, Evie goes #2.
Oops!
Oops!
Bruce smells something suspicious.
He still smells something suspicious.
He will continue to sniff her butt until the authorities have been notified and she's been changed.
Keep up the good work Detective Bruce!
Didn't "Steve" used to be your code word for loser guys when you and your girlfriends went to parties?
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