Quack Quack

Bruce thinks his new hat is QUACK-tastic!

Maid of Honor Update

Bruce feels hurt. 

Apparently Jason received a crown and was also asked to be a Maid of Honor. 

Reportedly he wants to wear a dress and matching heels. 

Bruce isn't surprised.

Exciting News

Bruce is THRILLED to announce that he has been asked to be the Maid of Honor in his Aunt Ellie's wedding.  She made him a special crown and he accepted right away. 

He's looking forward to wearing a special bow tie, walking down the aisle, riding in a limo and dancing at the reception.

Thanks Ellie....I love you!

Do Not Enter

Bruce is back to eating the carpet. 

Bad boys have to stay in the kitchen.

This bad boy is a sad boy.

Obedience 1

Bruce recently completed 8 weeks of Obedience 1 at the Queen City Dog Training Club.

The first couple of classes were ROUGH.  Bruce resembled an out of control bucking horse.

Once he got used to the people, dogs and his new pinch collar, he was the class star.  He sharpened his ability to stay, leave it, walk on a loose lead, heel, jump, etc.

You can see how excited he was to see his new friends one last time.

He made friends with Maverick, the large-pawed and very chill Goldendoodle who eats carpet.

Riley, Maverick's 1/2 brother who can jump 6 feet in the air.

Aspen, the class suck up (who CiCi thinks should be put down).

Coda, who pooped his pants the second to last class.  (Embarrassing!)

And Heidi, (although Bruce didn't care for her too much).

Bruce is so proud of his certificate, he didn't even try to eat it.

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Bruce can't wait for Obedience 2!

Women.....

As most of you know, Bruce has been in a relationship with Stella for about 6 months. 

They have communicated over e-mail and just reunited for the second time. 

Things did not go well.

Stella is very calm, Bruce not so much.

Stella plays hard to get, Bruce not so much.

Stella was quiet and didn't bark, Bruce not so much.

Bruce isn't sure if he should continue in this tumultuous relationship.  What do you think?

And what woman could deny this face???

Dear Jake,

Thanks for the rain coat.  It's a bit snug, but I wear it all the time. 

Thanks for the rope toy too.  I ate it.

Love,

Bruce

Sweet Paradise

Bruce loved his beanbag when he was three months old.

And he loves his beanbag at 9 months old.

America's Next Top (Dog) Model

Anyone looking for a dog that models baby bibs?  Look how well he poses.

This one looks like a Glamour Shot!