Sharing

Uhhh...is this my green ball?

Or yours?

We'll share!

Bruce loves his sun hat

not.

Girlfriend Wanted

Bruce has had 1 girlfriend.

Stella.

But then they met at a park for a date.

She said he was "immature" and "hyper".

How rude.

So he's been single and trying to mingle for quite some time.

But now he's ready to settle down. 

Know any female canine suitors?

Here's the ad we've been running on pupmatch.com

"... I am a mature, athletic, dynamic, self confident man, and you should be the same. I am not interested in meeting women with leftover emotional problems from previous relationships - you should be at peace with yourself, and the world. Age is unimportant to me, as I am old enough to appreciate a deeper, not only physical relationship. You should have a nice physique, as I am in top shape from daily 3 mile jogs.  You should be an open minded, squirrel educated, financially independent woman, preferably with no children, as I am childless and intend to remain that way (not that I have a choice since my manhood was taken from me nearly 9 months ago). Ideally you live here in Cincinnati, but I am willing to travel anywhere in the Midwest to meet you as long as Mama or Papa can drive me. If you see yourself in this description, and are interested in meeting an intelligent, intellectual, fluffy, ENERGETIC man...please contact me."

Poop Face

Neighborhood Watch

Keepin' the kids safe, that's what he's all about.

Cold Feet

Bruce has been suffering from Peripheral Vascular Disease.

Evie was nice enough to lend him some socks.

He's much more comfortable now.

Sense of Smell

I know a man, a handsome man, who we'll call Steve.

Steve, you know who you are.  Code word: pistachios.

Steve doesn't have a sense of smell.

(His wife is a very lucky lady.)

What does one do if they have a baby and no sense of smell?  

How will they know if their baby made a POOT?

Hire Bruce!

He's the Poot Detector!

Here's an example.

While playing, Evie goes #2.
Oops!

Bruce smells something suspicious.

He still smells something suspicious.

He will continue to sniff her butt until the authorities have been notified and she's been changed.

Keep up the good work Detective Bruce!

She's Watching You

While he's watching squirrels.

Happy Father's Day!

Oooops...meant to post yesterday!

Oh Brucey

How I missed you when I was away...

Just Posin'

Closeup and Personal