Dingleberries and such

A Dingleberry is defined as 

a small clot of dung, as clinging to the hindquarters of an animal.

Bruce knows ALL about dingleberries.  
Look at this rear.  

A good portion of our Sunday last week was spent vigorously rubbing Bruce's anal region with baby wipes while he tried to eat the baby wipe out of our hand.  
Then we tried a washcloth dipped in soapy water.  
Some of the dingle was removed, but a berry or two remained.

Solution?

Let the groomer deal with it.

Now this gentleman should be dingleberry free for 6-8 weeks!